1. tescosfinest:

    shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

    (via g-retchenwieners)

     

  2. Kristen Bell plays "What's that?" Frozen edition (X)

    (Source: sheoing, via fake-mermaid)

     


  3. richwhitelesbian:

    earthkingdomprincess:

    in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

    how long until it ends? fuck this war

    (Source: kenzotenma, via softcorebloodporn)

     


  4. txmble:

    its easy to tell who does drugs bc they dont stop fucking talking about taking drugs

    (via fake-mermaid)

     


  5. angelagossow:

    why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

    why is anything considered soft grunge

    what is soft grunge

    (Source: buffythedickslayer, via fake-mermaid)

     


  6. juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

    i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents

    (via fake-mermaid)

     


  7. lorde-oftherings:

    texasnwhiskey:

    danthemedicman:

    dancybutt:

    "what state do you live in?"

    constant anxiety

    Denial

    Perfection

    Florida

    (via tate-o-potato)

     


  8. laughterrulesmylife:

    I put on a bra today what more do you want from me

    (via missrubyspice)

     


  9. telapathetic:

    sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

    (via fake-mermaid)

     


  10. foxhero:

    *browses own blog* amazing

    (Source: foxhero-moved, via fake-mermaid)

     

  11. lolsofunny:

     

     

    (Source: sunwwukong, via damn-funny)

     

  12. (Source: adelainekane, via damn-funny)

     

  13. (Source: cineraria, via damn-funny)

     


  14. skypestripper:

    im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

    (via thathilariousasian)

     

  15. lunatoneitdown:

    me as a sperm

    (Source: alannasmommy, via officialbutts)