dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

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an actual conversation i overheard on the train

  • person 1:i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
  • person 2:what? why?
  • person 1:they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
  • person 2:omfg
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northnew:

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

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toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

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shuckl:

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shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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pizzapuncher:

*looks at grades*

lmao true 9d’s kid

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freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers

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